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| Salam! Halleh Shoma Chejoori Hast? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Welcome to Cina Agha's web page. Note: We recommend that you speak at least a little bit of Farsi before entering this site. For instance, if I say "Chayee mikhai?", you would understand that I'm asking you if you want tea. From now on, you people are on your own, and don't say I didn't warn you. For Farsi speakers, Tarof nakon, chayeeto bokhor ahmagh!!! Have you noticed that? In Persian parties, everyone forces you to eat. It's like peer pressure, but the people pressuring you are three times your age! It's also funny when they try to talk in English, but they end up either mispronouncing every word or switching over to Farsi. The mispronouncing is the scariest. The following is a table of mispronounciations and rhymes that only Persian mothers say: Mispronounciations: School: Eskool | Pathetic: Potaatik | Computer: Kompeeyooter | Printer: Peereenter | McDonalds: MaakDonaald | Walkman: Vaakmaan | Seinfeld: Syenfeeld Rhymes: Berger Keeng, Merger Keeng | CD, Meedee | Doost, Moost | Gaaza, Maaza | Cheez, Meez | Shaampo, Maampo | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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I like going to the beach, so that's why I made my web page's background resemble sand. OK, you're right, I am a lunatic. At least I'm not Canadian! I realize that all of you are all thinking the same thing, "Areh Haa, Canadaeiah Khaili Kharan". At this point, I think Canadians are just better off going to Afghanistan by Camel and staying there. Yes, Yes, I know that there aren't any Camels in Afghanistan. The Afghanistanian people all just look like camels. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Welcome to Hertz Rent-A-Camel, May I help you? You want a Camel with one hump or two? OK, That'll be $60 dollars for a mid-size and $40 for a compact. Will this be a basic model camel or a luxury camel? OK then, What color? Sorry, we only carry brown. Next Customer! |
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